my brother just came in with his trousers wrapped around his arms and said 

“dad, do you love my super sexy body?”

… 

 bombaypotatoclub said: awww bby

pity me :(

george arranged to stay next weekend but some family problems have occured and he doesn’t want to leave his mum for that long. i can’t and don’t blame him obviously, but i might not see him for ages :(((

i’m going to weep and continue to eat my weight in crisps even though my jaw is falling off

dave the cat is back in 9 days

i miss him 

i need to pee but i’m in bed so i will have to fall asleep before it gets really bad

and i would go to the toilet but last time i went in the bathroom a fly tried to get up my nose and i don’t think i okayed that 

abbie gave me my christmas present today, a bit early but we both got excited aw

it is a photobook with loads of pictures of us in it, even the hideous ones of me which she kindly put in. she warned me there was a truly awful one before we went through and on each page i pointed to at least one asking if that was it :((( i do a good job at looking gross. 

but anyway, it is such a lovely present and i’m glad i opened it early because it’s super cool. i couldn’t stop looking through it over and over.  

thanks abster xxxx 

mydeaddog:

the problem with blue eyeshadow is that people wear it 

intralux said: You are so cute! It’s great to see people being caring. I’ve done the same for some birds that have fallen from nests around my house. It’s very rewarding! (:

ah that’s lovely! we do that too - put them in boxes with blankets in the shed until they can fly again aw. 

and one of our cats now was a stray we took in and then she went on to have kittens which is the other cat we have aha. might start a shelter soon! you can help and look after the birds :) 

we took in a really ill and thin stray cat for the evening on sunday but had to take him to the vets because he looked so poorly. he isn’t chipped which means he can come live with us in two weeks after he puts on some weight because he was ridiculously thin. we have named him dave and soon he can come home, aw. 

i’m so excited to have dave back!