you should wash me away because one day i’ll wake up and i won’t need you 

no metaphor for this that i could understand

show me

i got a new phone and my mum assumed that meant i’d get new minutes, texts, internet etc and so i texted and called etc

turns out it doesn’t work like that and i’ve gone £100 over (would have been a lot more but they cap it at £100 and stop letting you do anything) 

fab 

Anonymous asked: how's your weekend been sweetie?

aw very nice thank you :) didn’t do too much but still good.

what about yours? x

i got my new phone today and broke it within ten minutes. a woman in a phone shop then fixed it with her tweezers and i shouted ‘you’re a saint’. i came home to set it all up but it doesn’t recognize my sim so i have to go to brighton to get a new sim because i’m too impatient to wait until i go tomorrow :((((

i’ve eaten too much for lunch and it’s not even lunch time yet 

google imaging the philippines to see if it’s good enough for me and matt to live there (it is, just in case you were wondering) because apparently they do mcdonalds delivery

life would be bliss 

if someone is home when it gets delivered (please all pray for me that there is) then i’ll get my new phone on friday and start a new contract thank god