tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

http://www.trialbytimeline.org.nz/ 

this was shockingly sad and alarming, wow

I just ate such a huge burger and a lot of haloumi and some chips and wow I both impress and disgust myself 

A haloumi sandwich for breakfast was an ace idea

i should be getting ready to go out but i keep getting distracted by naked selfies bc aw boobs

badafro:

i cant believe theres a tumblr user called “likeigiveafuckwhatmyusernameis” 

they must’ve saw the username box and sneered and said “like I give a fuck what my username is.” and then put some avril lavigne on and kickflipped out of the front door

someone made a post about how disgusting it is to eat things like crisps and sandwiches for breakfast

these are my #1 breakfast items and now i want them, mm 

They’re not

earlier i described tortilla wraps as ‘seductive’ and i stand by this point

they are so soft and silky and delicious